* Some say write what you know others say make it all up. Sometimes the best way to deal with our shit is to get it all out. Some need a good fuck -others need a mind fuck . I need a word play around fuck and have fun- not get too serious.*
You’re a great shagger!
Is it better when I stagger?
You will suck my cock?
Are we in Surgery , do I have a needle in my hand? Am I dressed like a certified , Doc?
Let me lick your pussy.
Nah! let’s skip the foreplay – you pretending to make love to me is so sweet but I know how you hate being portrayed as a wussy.
Let’s talk for bit. I can show you my personality.
Um. Yeah like ,sure like let me put my music on and you can blow me away with talk of your Mental Insanity.
You are a great fuck!
But… I don’t think it’s gonna work. Three nights cuddling on the sofa and watching T.V.?
Well, shucks – thanks for the post- fuck, diplomatic back handed compliment.
.That makes me think:
shit,dude! you so need to thaw and chow down on a super sized Smiley Maccie E .
Why does it seem guys can move on so fast after they cum?
Us girls – well me – I get to dual with my emotional, shit- loaded scum.
No amount of of limescale cleaning,
will make this emotional scum any more prepared to ditch my mind , take a sail ,
Exit the next
nearest body of water- preferably not mine.
HINT: the one that is gleaming .
You need to stay away from me – we need to sort out our own issues.
Couldn’t you have fucking told me that pre -shag then I could have stayed home and read the real ‘ Big issue’ ? and saved a quid on fucking Kleenex tissues.
with my intellectual scholastic Holistics.
Want a sure fire way to make sure you never get a reply from a guy ever again?
Go on a two day bender,start drunk texting inanely, tell him how you think you love him and then how you hate him –
I’m sure he will totally want to see your pretty mug and have round two of a…..
Oh no wait, he will probably be lighting up the Good Bud having a good purging- whose counting ? Maybe Ten . I’m pretty sure he is not picking up his precious fountain pen.
Please get back to me! Have a heart -Stop being so mean ……
Yeah, I think , I’m going to be waiting for a while, like an orgasm that makes me want to scream.
How did this start?
Pre -fuck – You are fucking stunning!
Post fuck – maybe I will need to start gearing up with a shunning.
Want to feed into Lip service -pay with your heart?
Shake a tail feather at it and you will probably get more respect -maybe even be admired for that show – it is kind of an Art.
So ,this has got to end somewhere
Maybe , I need to just leave and pick up my salty underwear.
( maybe one day a “complicated” friendship will get as easy as a pre -fuckable me)
Until then life continues…
Welcome to married life!
With a complicated wife!